- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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