- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What's one plus one? two.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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