What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Black people.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

wanna here a joke? you.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

fish fishy caoimhin

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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