- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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