- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

I love you

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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