- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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