Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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