- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Your gay

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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