- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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