- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

a seal walks into a club.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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