How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Puns are terrible. I love them.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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