A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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