Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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The global news

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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