Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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