What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

CFL

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

hiya

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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