what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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when debbie meets downer

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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where's mom I killed her

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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