- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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