- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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