when debbie meets downer

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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The WPGA tour

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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where's mom I killed her

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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