- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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