How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Well this is pointless.....

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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