- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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