- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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