- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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