- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Sam Hengal.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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