- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Your face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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