Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

I'm rick james bitch

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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