- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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