A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A seal walks into a club.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

The government

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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