What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Christ is a conspiracy

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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