- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What's one plus one? two.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Ham sandwich

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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