- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

osama bin laden is dead

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Boner

get in the car.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

i had a black friend once......just kidding

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

can you pass the soap?

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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