Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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I love you

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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