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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Steven hawkings shook my hand

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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