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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

I named my son ps2 controller

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

say it ten times fast: oh

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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