- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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