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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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