- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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