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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How do you make a car? You build it.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

gay pom...

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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