- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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