How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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