You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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