- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

There once was this guy and he fell down

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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