roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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womans rights...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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