Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Sex

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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