whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Bob Saget that is all

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Get some flipping new jokes people

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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