Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

I'm homeless.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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