Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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