- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Tilt your screen back .

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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