- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Kevin and Ramin

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Women's Rights

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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