- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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