- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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