- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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