- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

robin, get in the car.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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