- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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