- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

XD Jackass.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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