- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Once, I went to Peru.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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