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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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