- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

say it ten times fast: oh

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

The duck didn't cross the road.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

knock knock There's no door

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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