yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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hi mom

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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arena football

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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