- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Women's rights.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

one stop shop

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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