- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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