Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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WNBA

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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