- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

robin, get in the car.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

knock knock There's no door

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

say it ten times fast: oh

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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