- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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