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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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