why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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