a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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You are joking right?

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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nice tits.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Communism hehe xd

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sfdg

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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