life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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White NBA players.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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how man

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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