Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

whats 7+4? 74

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

I hate long jokes -_-

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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