- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

whats 7+4? 74

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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