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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Hail Hitler

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

a pornstar comes early to a party

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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