- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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