- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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