- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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