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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

LO AND BEHOLD!

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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