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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Your're racist.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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