- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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