Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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