What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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