- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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