- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Ham sandwich

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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