Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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