- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Poop...

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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