- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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