How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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