A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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so the weather's nice...

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Neil Lewis

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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