- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

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