- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

TIMMY

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Know what's funny? Jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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