Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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