A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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