- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

david what a baghead

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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