An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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