- Anti Joke

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What is a jew in space? Dead

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Anti Joke

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I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.