- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

josh sucks polish adams dick

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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