What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Barack Obama

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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