Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Connor is homo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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