5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

butt sex

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Chlamydia

Error 37.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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