- Anti Joke

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.