Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Female Orgasms

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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