- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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