Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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