Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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PENIS lol

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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kk

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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