- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Jebron Lames.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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