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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What's brown an sticky Shit

these are shit

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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