Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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