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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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