Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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