every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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