- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Jebron Lames.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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