- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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