The WNBA.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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5 people are walking

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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my penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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