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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is black and has no education A tire.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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